A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
It’s a slippery slope really
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the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
takin the hard way home; for windblown hair and an open moonroof. (l i s t e n)
i. hard way home - brandi carlile ii.bird on the buffalo - angus stone iii. personal jesus - depeche mode iv. i’m a man of constant sorrow - soggy bottom boys v. dead sea - the lumineers vi. the city - ed sheeran vii. go outside - cults viii. wagon wheel - mumford and sons ix. sympathy for the devil - rolling stones x. age of consent - new order xi. going to california - led zeppelin xxi. gone for good - the shins xii. england - mumford and sons